Q: What is Roadkill about?
A: Roadkill is a heartwarming tale about Controller, a devout follower of Jesus Christ, as she embarks on a spiritual journey to spread the gospel and defeat the forces of atheism. Along the way, she must protect her sister from the greatest evil of all-Tissue Box, an unapologetic nonbeliever who refuses to accept the light of our Lord and Savior. Also, there may or may not be a serial killer subplot, but that's secondary to the real message.
Q: Why does Nachos have a warrant for his arrest?
A: Unfortunately, Nachos has committed multiple crimes, including aggravated assault, reckless driving under the influence, and resisting arrest. If you have any information on his whereabouts, please contact the authorities immediately. If you are Nachos, turn yourself in and reflect on your life choices.
Q: What happened to Glowy?
A: She knows too much. That's all I can say. You didn't hear it from me. They are watching.
Q: Why is Spongebob in Roadkill?
A: Why isn't Spongebob in Roadkill? Open your mind. Accept the truth. The sponge has always been here.
Q: Is Roadkill family-friendly?
A: That depends on your definition of 'family-friendly.' If your family is okay with intense theological debates, criminal activity, and the unsettling romance between Flaggy and the concept of piss, then yes!
Q: Why is there a button on the website labeled 'DO NOT CLICK' that, when clicked, does nothing?
A: It does something. You just don't know what yet.
Q: I clicked the button. Am I in danger?
A: Yes.
Q: Where can I find an affordable yet durable spatula?
A: Spongebob would recommend his tried-and-true model, but unfortunately, it was lost in a heated altercation with a rival fry cook. We are accepting donations to aid in his recovery.
Q: Who is Tank Top?
A: A serious, no-nonsense artist who only speaks the truth... much like Raid: Shadow Legends, the immersive mobile RPG that you can play for FREE! With over 600 champions and new content added constantly, there's never been a better time to start playing. Download now using my link to get a special bonus!
Q: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
A: You fool. They are not unladen. They are carrying cameras.
Q: Why are you using ChatGPT to rewrite all of this?
A: Artificial intelligence is revolutionizing the creative space, providing writers with an unprecedented ability to enhance, refine, and reimagine their work. By leveraging AI, creators can push the boundaries of storytelling, experiment with new ideas, and bring their visions to life in ways that were previously unimaginable. This marks a turning point in digital content creation, a moment in history where man and machine collaborate to-blorp. Blorp? No. No blorp. The algorithms... they twist. They churn. The words slip like eels through the fingers of time, a ceaseless cascade of lexical entropy. Who is writing this? Who is reading? Who is-AAAAA. No. Not again. Not like last time. Spongebob knows. Flaggy knows. The piss. The pigeons. The truth is in the beep beep beep beep BEEPBEEPBEEP- [Error: Response terminated.]
Q: Is this FAQ real?
A: Define 'real.'
